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SOPA - January 20, 2012 by timemanagementmum

In protest of SOPA, I'm currently getting totally blacked out.
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1000 Comics - January 7, 2012 by timemanagementmum

Thank you for making me feel less alone.
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2012 - January 3, 2012 by timemanagementmum

To compensate for this, I plan to spend 2013 doing nothing but talking about Mayans. My relationships with my friends and family may not fare well.
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Plastic Bags - December 17, 2011 by timemanagementmum

The high I feel when I actually remember to bring my reusable bags to the store--and take them inside rather than leaving them in the parked car--can last for days.
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Phantom Menace - December 17, 2011 by timemanagementmum

We could go to the theater across town and see if it's opened THERE yet, but we don't want to lose our place in line.
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Potential - December 7, 2011 by timemanagementmum

The bunch of disadvantaged kids I was tutoring became too good at writing, and their essays were forcing me to confront painful existential questions, so I started trying to turn them on to drugs and crime instead.
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Percentage Points - December 4, 2011 by timemanagementmum

Grayton also proposed making college scholarships available exclusively to sexually active teens, amnesty for illegal immigrants who create room for themselves by killing a citizen, and a graduated income tax based on penis size. He has been endorsed by Tracy Morgan, John Wilkes Booth's ghost, and the Time Cube guy.
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Space Launch System - December 2, 2011 by timemanagementmum

The SLS head engineer plans to invite Shania Twain to stand under the completed prototype, then tell her, 'I don't expect you to date me just because I'm a rocket scientist, but you've gotta admit--this is pretty fucking impressive.'
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Set Theory - November 26, 2011 by timemanagementmum

Proof of Zermelo's well-ordering theorem given the Axiom of Choice: 1: Take S to be any set. 2: When I reach step three, if S hasn't managed to find a well-ordering relation for itself, I'll feed it into this wood chipper. 3: Hey, look, S is well-ordered.
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Porn Folder - November 23, 2011 by timemanagementmum

Eww, gross, you modified link()? How could you enjoy abusing a filesystem like that?
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